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Due to increasing
product liability litigation, breweries have reluctantly
accepted the government’s suggestion that the
following warning labels be placed immediately on all
varieties of alcoholic beverage containers...
Warning: Drinking too much alcohol may create the illusion
that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better-looking
than most people.
Warning: Drinking too much alcohol may lead you to
think people are laughing WITH you!
Warning:
Drinking too much alcohol may cause you to
think that you can sing.
Warning: Drinking too much alcohol may make you think
you are whispering when you are not.
Warning: Drinking too much alcohol may cause you to
tell your friends over and over again that you love
them.
Warning: Drinking too much alcohol may leave you wondering
what the hell happened to your bra.
Warning: Drinking alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to phone them at
four in the morning. |
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